Bush's WSJ editorial BEFORE the editing process

Dependable Renegade: Bush’s WSJ editorial BEFORE the editing process.

I went for a bike ride this morning. It was nice. Laura smelled funny last night. Do I have to go back to Washingtun? I don’t like Washingtun. Peepul are mean there.

I dreamed last nite I was made king for life. Condi wuz there and Laura wuz there and Mother wuz there. I made Poppy get on his nees and I hit him with a whip that Condi had. He cryed and cryed and cryed.

I like pork. I didn’t know it came in barrels. Why shoodn’t peepul get their pork in barrels? Peepul are stoopid. I think I’ll call Jeb “Porky Barrel.”

Laura gets mad at me when I fold down the corners of the pages in my favrtie books. Now Congress wants me to pass a law that makes it wrong for Amurkans to fold down the pages in there favrite books. That is stoopid.

Writing essays is hard work. War is eazier.