Church is a dangerous place

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WOMAN, 38, DIES CRUSHED BY CRUCIFIX DURING MASS
(AGI) – Oristano, Italy, Aug 10 – A woman died crushed by an iron crucifix at the entrance of the church of San Lorenzo while she was attending mass in the city’s patron saint’s celebrations. Paoletta Orru’, 38, had returned to Mogorella, near Oristano, with her husband and two children especially for the celebration of San Lorenzo. Tomorrow was her birthday. This morning the woman was outside of the busy church, together with other devotees who did not manage to enter. Suddenly, around 12, the heavy crucifix about one metre wide fell from the entrance of the church where it was placed, crushing the woman. The emergency services immediately dispatched a helicopter, but when they arrived from the nearby Ales they warned that it was not necessary any more: the victim, hit on the head, died due to a strong concussion. Fire-fighters and police arrived and will inspect the scene. The accident is currently unexplained. A youth, who was grazed by the crucifix, suffered a slight injury to his ankle and will heal in 4-5 days.

That’s why I don’t go….

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  1. every garden is a place of solitude. The druid Tom Leher summed it up, but you already knew that to be true.

    Randy

    forwarded from you:

    Tom Lehrer The Vatican Rag lyrics

    Another big news story of year concerned the ecumenical council in Rome,
    known as Vatican II. Among the things they did in an attempt to make the
    church more commercial was to introduce the vernacular into portions of
    the mass, to replace Latin, and to widen somewhat the range of music
    permissible in the liturgy, but I feel that if they really want to sell
    the product, in this secular age, what they ought to do is to redo some of
    the liturgical music in popular song forms. I have a modest example here.
    It’s called The Vatican Rag.

    First you get down on your knees,
    Fiddle with your rosaries,
    Bow your head with great respect,
    And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

    Do whatever steps you want, if
    You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
    Everybody say his own
    Kyrie eleison,
    Doin’ the Vatican Rag.

    Get in line in that processional,
    Step into that small confessional,
    There, the guy who’s got religion’ll
    Tell you if your sin’s original.
    If it is, try playin’ it safer,
    Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
    Two, four, six, eight,
    Time to transubstantiate!

    So get down upon your knees,
    Fiddle with your rosaries,
    Bow your head with great respect,
    And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

    Make a cross on your abdomen,
    When in Rome do like a Roman,
    Ave Maria,
    Gee it’s good to see ya,
    Gettin’ ecstatic an’
    Sorta dramatic an’
    Doin’ the Vatican Rag!

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