Officially 97.7 °F. Our backyard thermometer, in the shade, is reading 100…..
It’s too darn hot….
According to the Kinsey report
ev’ry average man you know
much prefers to play his favorite sport
when the temperature is low
but when the thermometer goes way up
and the weather is sizzling hot
Mister Adam for his madam is not
cause it’s too too
it’s too darn hot, it’s too darn hot
It’s too too too too darn hot…
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Mr Porter’s lyrics are so much more sophisticated than, “Feeling hot, hot, hot!” Don’t you think? 😉
(Oh, and you say it is officially 97.7F and your thermometer is reading 100F in the shade? Get that thermometer out of the shade!)