Husbands learn only from empirical evidence

Me yesterday:

“I would suggest not leaving stuff you care about on the table in the kitchen…. Darwin’s been table surfing.”

Husband this morning:

“Well, you were right about not leaving stuff on the table.”

Me:

“Oh? What happened?”

Husband:

“Sometime between 6:15 and 7:15, Darwin ate my wallet…”

Me:

“I warned you.”

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  1. I think this may be true of everyone. I warned my critter sitter before we left Mia with her the first time that the 11 yo Dalamatian was a dedicated counter surfer, and could reach far higher than her diminuative stature suggested. However, it took losing a pork roast for B to truly understand, and she has been a paid critter sitter for years.

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