The official true story of the cold war

As long as we’re making cartoon versions of history….

The cold war was fought between the Soviet Unicorn and the American Unicorn. It was called the cold war because the unicorns battled each other in the snow. The American Unicorn won by getting the Soviet Unicorn to go play in Afghanistan and spend too much money developing a better unicorn horn to attack with.

The End.

Hat tip for Unicorn photos to Archie McPhee via My Confined Space.