2006 Tomato Contest

Global Warming and terrorism are dangerous, dangerous threats. But, roasted and peeled tomatoes are kinda neat. So, everyone ought to stop driving around to buy tomatoes, grow their own, and roast them for salsa. We wouldn’t need all that oil and we could get out of the middle east. Then, we would all have salsa instead of global warming and terrorism! Yay!

The Examining Room of Dr. Charles

Which tomatoes will be deemed the Largest, Most Disgusting, Most Sensuous, and Most likely to raise public awareness of global warming and then defuse the global threat of terrorism? Much is at stake. Each winner will receive a free copy of my next book, due out this fall, for his reading enjoyment. Each winner will also receive a virtual trophy to be displayed proudly on her website, or discarded quickly into her desktop recycling bin.

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