Jonathan Coulton » Mandelbrot Set

Jonathan Coulton » Mandelbrot Set

Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
Every one of them is a splinter in my eye
I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
And the Sierpinski Gasket makes me want to cry
And a million miles away a butterfly flapped its wings
On a cold November day a man named Benoit Mandelbrot was born

His disdain for pure mathematics and his unique geometrical insights
Left him well equipped to face those demons down
He saw that infinite complexity could be described by simple rules
He used his giant brain to turn the game around
And he looked below the storm and saw a vision in his head
A bulbous pointy form
He picked his pencil up and he wrote his secret down

Take a point called Z in the complex plane
Let Z1 be Z squared plus C
And Z2 is Z1 squared plus C
And Z3 is Z2 squared plus C and so on
If the series of Z’s should always stay
Close to Z and never trend away
That point is in the Mandelbrot Set

Mandelbrot Set you’re a Rorschach Test on fire
You’re a day-glo pterodactyl
You’re a heart-shaped box of springs and wire
You’re one badass fucking fractal
And you’re just in time to save the day
Sweeping all our fears away
You can change the world in a tiny way

Mandelbrot’s in heaven, at least he will be when he’s dead
Right now he’s still alive and teaching math at Yale
He gave us order out of chaos, he gave us hope where there was none
And his geometry succeeds where others fail
If you ever lose your way, a butterfly will flap its wings
From a million miles away, a little miracle will come to take you home

Also be sure to check out Chaotic Utopia’s Friday Fractal.

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3 Responses

  1. Yay! Fractal poetry! I can dig it. Thanks for finding it and sharing it with us. How appropriate to post it on a Friday too. I’m trying to decide which is sweeter–the chocolate yin yangs you found yesterday, or this… at least poetry is free, right?

  2. Hah! So it is! It reminds me of They Might Be Giants, who had gems such as “Istanbul, Not Constantinople,” “Particle Man,” and “The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas”…except Jonathan’s chorus needs some work on the intensity….he just isn’t feeling it.

    Thanks for the link, btw 🙂

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